Radiant Vermin | Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble, Bloomsburg
Thursday–Sunday, February 5–8, 2026 | Thu–Sat 7:30 PM; Sun 3:00 PM
Radiant Vermin at Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble in Bloomsburg runs Thursday through Sunday, February 5–8, 2026, with evening performances at 7:30 PM Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and a 3:00 PM matinee on Sunday.
This darkly comic satire follows the expecting Swifts, who are offered a grand house through a government program that seems too good to be true. The catch is buried in the fine print: the home is barely livable, renovations are entirely on them, the improvements must entice other buyers to the area, and discretion is required.
For the Swifts, the project starts as an uphill battle—until a late-night accident shifts everything. As the stakes rise, the story pushes into sharp questions about morality, personhood, and greed, delivering a provocative ride that keeps audiences talking long after the curtain call.
