Schrute Farms: A Rustic Getaway Like No Other
For those seeking a truly unique and rustic retreat, look no further than Schrute Farms in the charming town of Honesdale. Nestled on 1,600 pristine acres, this historic Civil War-era beet farm has been transformed into an ultra-comfy bed and breakfast that offers privacy, tranquility, and an almost endless list of quirky yet exciting farm activities. Whether you’re a fan of the unconventional or simply looking for a peaceful escape, Schrute Farms provides an experience like no other.
Stay at Schrute Farms
Schrute Farms boasts three distinctive, agriculturally themed guestrooms, each designed with rustic charm and Schrute family history in mind. Choose from America, Irrigation, or Nighttime, where you’ll be treated to hand-stuffed, hand-woven mattresses, vintage Schrute family photographs, and vibrant beet-dyed hand-stitched quilts that bring color and comfort to your stay. Every room is designed to give you an authentic Schrute experience, surrounded by heirlooms, farm memorabilia, and unique touches that make each night unforgettable.
Things to Do
No detail is overlooked at Schrute Farms, where every corner is filled with oddities and farm-inspired activities. Step outside to explore the under-porch restroom, browse the possum-taxidermy gallery, or marvel at the intricate beet-work sculptures that seem to come to life. The farm offers a truly eclectic experience, blending history, humor, and agriculture in a way only Schrute Farms can.
The activities at Schrute Farms are as customizable as they are entertaining. Start your day with hands-on tasks like distributing manure, planting beets, or attending the famed Beet Lecture Series, hosted by the farm’s owner, Mr. Schrute himself. Afternoon classes delve into the fine arts of table making, beet wine making, and proper hoeing techniques. Don’t miss the highly anticipated Beet Lecture Series – Session II for more insight into the fascinating world of beets and farming.
Farm-to-Table Dining
As the evening draws near, it’s time to enjoy a hearty farm supper. Your taste buds will be in for a treat with Schrute farm classics like borscht or beet-stuffed jack rabbit. Pair your meal with a glass of Schrute Farms’ proprietary beet wine, and don’t forget to save room for the peanut butter and chocolate sweet beet sundae—the farm’s signature dessert.
A Night of Peaceful Slumber
After a fulfilling day on the farm, retreat to your room for a restful night’s sleep. Opt for the nighttime story, where Mr. Schrute will read you to sleep with a gentle recounting from Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows—a perfect way to end your day of rustic charm.
By Monday morning, you’ll be fully rested and ready to return to The Office, thankful for the unforgettable experience at Schrute Farms and the oddball memories that will stay with you long after your stay.
